Funny Birthday
Birthday humor for the one who has seen it all — and still shows up.
Greeting cards
Written for the job — about 60% funny, 40% dark, always respectful of the work. Singles mail for $5.99 when ordering opens. Until then, every design here is a real, approved design — set a reminder and we'll flag you at launch.
The founding four
Retirement — Last Shift
For the last shift and the first morning after — retirement, said the way the station would say it.
Academy Graduation
They made it through the academy. Say it like somebody who knows what that took.
EMS Thank You
For the crew that showed up on the worst day — a thank-you that sounds like it means it.
Fresh drops
New designs are produced daily in the same style and added here as they're approved.
The first fresh batch hasn't dropped yet
Production runs daily — the first approved batch lands here as soon as it's in. The founding four above are ready to look at now.
Don't let the date sneak up
Retirements and graduations get announced late and birthdays hide in the middle of a shift stretch. One reminder fixes it.