Funny Birthday
Birthday humor for the one who has seen it all — and still shows up.
Greeting cards & decks for the first-responder world
First Due.
The cards that show up first.
Birthday, retirement, graduation, thank-you — cards written for firefighters, medics, cops and dispatchers, by one of their own. The kind you won't find in a store, because a store doesn't know the job.
Ordering opens at launch. Singles mail for $5.99 — card, printing and postage included.
How it works
Dates sneak up on everybody. This is the whole system:
1
Pick the date
A birthday, a retirement, a graduation — tell us the occasion and when it lands.
2
We remind you
An email shows up ahead of the date. No more remembering at 2 a.m. the night before.
3
They get a card that gets it
Written for the job — the funny, the dark, and the true. Mailed for you when ordering opens.
The founding designs
The first four, approved and setting the style for everything after. New designs are produced daily and join the catalog as they're approved.
Retirement — Last Shift
For the last shift and the first morning after — retirement, said the way the station would say it.
Academy Graduation
They made it through the academy. Say it like somebody who knows what that took.
EMS Thank You
For the crew that showed up on the worst day — a thank-you that sounds like it means it.
Shift Oracle
54 unique faces + a custom tuck box. Every face different.
In productionThe Shift Oracle deck
A humor deck for the crew — shift jokes, station jokes, the ones only the crew gets. $29.99. Artwork is in production now; it lands here first.
Set an occasion reminder
Tell us the date once. We email you ahead of it — and you'll be first to know when ordering opens.
Quick answers
Can I order a card today?
Not yet — the first designs are approved and the store opens at launch. Join the reminder list and you'll get the launch email the day ordering opens.
What does a card cost?
$5.99, mailed. That covers the card, the printing and the postage. Decks are $29.99.
Who writes these?
A working firefighter/paramedic with 11 years on the job in Central Florida. More on the About page.